LOL…
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html
I should try some of these for the hell of it. :lol:
My maid does not know kung fu.
Blasphemy! Goes against everything anime has taught me. :shock:
I thought that URL looked familiar. I encountered this list some time back while at a game session with my friends.
This one, however is not:
Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits.
A few others you might try:
There is not a ‘Take your daughter to work day’ for adventurers.
If the party goes into my room and finds a Deva wearing only baby oil, oven mitts and spurs, they can start the module without me.
Buying the Elf Babe a trampoline and telling her it boosts her Dexterity isn’t fooling anybody.
Cannot take the flaw Obsession: Elf Chick’s lingerie.
If everybody in the room is in black leather, we’re in the thieves’ guild. Not a fetish club.
Despite the song’s claim, a pelvic thrust does not cause Sanity loss.
Even if we are in Sweden, I can’t use one blanket seduction check on the entire crowd.
Despite evidence to the contrary, half-elves do not automatically go both ways.
Breast enhancing spells gain no benefits from meta-magic feats.
The Flaw: Odious Personal Habit- Teleports into romantic moments is only available at the maximum penalty.
Before accepting a harem as a reward for my heroism, need to check with the wife.
“Threesome” is not a specialty of the seduction skill.
Even if starving, can’t suckle the elf chick.
I will not convert to Eilistraee just so I can watch naked drow chicks getting their groove on.
Elves do not have to go to the bathroom in groups.
No part of the adventure is clothing optional.
There will not be any sex in other player’s battlemechs.
An elf wardancer chick in nothing but body paint is totally hot. A Vesten berserker in nothing but body paint not so much.
Nothing in Victoria’s Secret catalog is available in Dracheneisen.
Gravity defying breasts, while impressive, do not count as a super power.
However I think most of those fall under this one:
I will do nothing that tarnishes Hello Kitty’s memory.
The real question: how many of ya’ll have done these things? :lol:
Jinnai
June 4, 2009, 12:40pm
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Some of my friends have had their character go around naked. Also we actually did have someone wish for the party to have common sense one time.
I don’t know as I’ve ever had a character do any of those exact things, but I can recall a couple of instances that would probably go in this list. Once, during a session of Hackmaster, I had a character who had multiple personalities. One of them was a “feces flinging lemur”. I’ll let you imagine what kind of hilarity ensued. The other instance I can recall is during a D&D session. Half the party was away scouting, the other half was resting. My character decided to spend some time getting to know Rosy Palmer, if you catch my drift. Anyways, the scouting party came back in the middle of this, under attack. My character ended up fighting with his pants around his ankles for the entire encounter.
So Kimuzukashii MEIJI, your D&D character was putting conditioner in the elf’s hair, was he? What a helpful lad!