A Djinn appears....

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#1

You start an eroge only to find the install disc contains a genie. In exchange for freeing him from his prison he gives you 90 billion dollars.

What do you buy?
(if you give it all away the genie kills you for your ingratitude.)

Me:
http://www.islaferradura.com/index_test.html

http://castello.50webs.com/castello.html

an abandoned mall in Japan and the phoenix 1000 luxury sub.

Livin the dream :stuck_out_tongue:

#2

To be honest, I’d put at least half of it in an offshore bank account (for tax purposes), and live off the interest. The other half I’d use to buy natural resources, stock investments, precious metals and gems, etc - so all my eggs weren’t in one basket.

Since I wouldn’t need a job anymore, I could travel the world looking for my destined twincest wives.

Just because I’m so stinking rich - and I’m such a fanboi - I’d spend several million to be the executive producer for things like Western translation of TokiMemo4 and iDOLM@STER as a hobby (don’t really need to worry about it being profitable). I’d also spend money to seriously lobby judges and politicians in repealing fictional obscenity on the grounds of being unconstitutional.

#3

I’ve always wanted to go to the Moon. But would 90 billion be enough? I might have to squeeze the genie for a few more bucks.

#4

Hmm, I recognize the need to have some spare money for emergencies (and a quiet, easy life :wink: ), but otherwise I would try to spend most of it as soon as possible. After all, I’m a geezer with no direct heirs and a host of pesky relatives that I do not want to benefit with my death :stuck_out_tongue: …

Bad idea if you ask me, Umbria is a pale imitation of Tuscany, try the latter if you have the money for a castle. And however, I suggest something less grand but still cute&quiet in one of our historical towns.
If I had the money, a house here would be one of my priorities, although Italy boasts MANY similar locales (I’ve recently visited this, for example: very nice!).

#5

I’d probably do similar to Narg for the most part (though I would be searching Japan for a Japanese woman, not the world for twins). Given how large of a sum this is, some other things I would do with it include:
[list]
[]Building my dream home that is built in to a hill, with a massive solarium at the entrance containing an indoor garden. Listing all the ecological and survival features in my idea would take too long.[/]
[]Buying top of the line audio equipment (for listening and creating).[/]
[]Buying a custom made Fender bass.[/]
[]Buying top of the line computer parts.[/]
[]Helping out most of my close relatives. (Unlike many people I’ve talked with, I actually like most of my close relatives.)[/]
[]Assembling my own personal armory. (Think something along the lines of Big Daddy’s room in the movie Kick Ass.)[/]
[]Donating to causes I care about.[/][/list]

#6

Let’s see. In no particular order…

  • Pay off my mom’s mortgage and my brother’s college loans.
  • Get Joss Whedon his own TV network.
  • Buy a house in my hometown and all the land around so I don’t have to deal with construction.
  • Start buying up politicians.
  • Get a personal Japanese tutor.
  • Start a liberal counterweight to Fox News.
  • Get laid.
#7

Possibly but I think you are ignoring this- click on significance. I’m certain that would impress female zaibatsu.

I have decided to post a more complete plan anyway , I would:
1.like Narg said lobby judges over loli and obscenity and restrict child porn to you know ACTUAL pornagraphy.
2. Lobby for environmentalism.
3.help my family financially
3.create a biotech company to study telomerase and live forever.
4.lobby or bribe politicians to let me buy dinosaur bones.

#8

finally! my ultimate dream appears!

http://bubblemeter.blogspot.com/2010/07 … katsu.html

With this , I can finally begin building my harem [twincest optional]
http://www.tuscanyrealestate.co.uk/Luxu … italy.html

I stand corrected, I may have to buy two castles thanks Baldo.

#9