A couple of weeks ago, I was at a cosplay confab where I saw a girl hefting around a baseball bat full of spikes. Upon investigation, I learned that the character she was playing was from an anime called Bludgeoning Angel Dokoro-chan. I’d never heard of it, but did eventually find the DVD and, frankly, I was shocked…shocked! It starts out as a typical Magical Girl anime in the spirit of Yatsura Urusai, but where Lum was a slightly tsundere girlfriend, Dokoro-chan is an outright crazy yandere. You see, she’s an angel who’s been sent from Heaven to punish a high school boy named Sakura for something that he hasn’t done yet, but will in the future. (know the feeling?) This is where the baseball bat comes in. Several time each episode she bashes him with that bat and blood floods the screen, but she always brings him back to life for more punishment. It would appear that the creators of this show decided to take the understated sado-masochistic relationships in Magical Girl stories and draw them out to their logical conclusion. It’s kind of creepy watching Sakura’s body parts flying apart or his brains being flushed down the toilet every few minutes, but this anime has such a smiling face that it’s hard not to see the thing as all being done in the spirit of good, clean fun. (Still, I wonder where that girl was going with that bat.)
In other news, I had an anime dream last night. It was about this guy whose girlfriend was an android with wireless Internet. Her anus was a usb port that you could attach a flat-screen TV to. It was kind of cute seeing her bent over with a jack in her back. But I realise that this kind of dream would maybe make me a candidate for the bat should I tell my wife about it, and–as it is-- I’m thoroughly ashamed of my subconscious. But, here’s a question. Do any of you guys have anime dreams? And what about?