Choose and eroge wife!

Ok in this topic we pic an eroge wife from an ero game

I think I’ll go first and take the best .

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Uesugi Kenshin used to be the godliest of god-tier eroge heroines, but unfortunately she’s been replaced.

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Both of those girl are lovely, but they suffer from an extreme case of [color=red]Numeric Deficiency[/color]. :twisted:

Now the Nanagi sisters however, come as a complete single set, and they’d have it no other way.

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Pfft. Methinks the Narg doth complain too much.

Okay. :slight_smile:
Beat It

It’s easy to beat Angela - pick one or more of these three. :stuck_out_tongue: (or for the fourth, equally good pick, see Lancer-X’s avatar) [Edit: Haru has already been taken, otherwise I’d probably have made a different choice. :P]

Erogames only? What about non-ero galgames?

It’s funny how Yumemishi managed to have all the heroines being utterly awesome - somewhat rare nowadays, even for titles with only 4-5 heroines.

granted with an explanation of what galgame is? and how its different from an eroge?

A non-ero galge is an eroge minus the ero (a ‘ge’, I suppose, but it refers to a specific form of ‘ge’, just as ‘eroge’ usually doesn’t imply Doom 3 with some sex scenes added =p)

BTW, just one wife? wat abt the polygamists?

Disaster averted. All is good in the world again. Carry on then. :o

You’ll have to assist, I’m afraid, I don’t know enough games.

Can you find me a girl who has:

Dark hair and pale skin. Any eye color, don’t care either way about glasses.
Breasts! Not enormous, not small either.
A clever girl. No tsundere, no yandere, no ditzes, no smoking, no murderous tendencies. Mad scientists okay as long as they’re not trying to KILL anyone with their creations.
Leans at least bisexual, for obvious reasons!
Cooking skills a plus.
Ability to inspire protective tendencies a plus.

Okay, for a start, Haru’s already taken, but I guess you could have Yuki?

Yep.

Yep.

Definitely. Like Haru, she’s a genius (although admittedly less so).

Implied re: her relationship to Haru, I guess!

Don’t quite recall.

She does inspire protective tendencies… except you don’t so much want to protect Yuki as protect other people from Yuki.

Oh, and as a supplementary (fallback) waifu, in case Haru turns out to be unavailable, I couldn’t really go past Emi.

She’s a very different kind of heroine to Haru, though. Whereas Haru is instantly lovable (seriously, within the first few hours of playing G-Sen you’ll love her) Emi mostly strikes you as being weird. Not quirky like Haru is, but weird.

It takes the entire game (every route) to slowly reveal just how ridiculously awesome she is, and it’s impossible to explain anything in this regard without epic ever17-level spoilers. But she’s great.

She’s also my favourite imouto character as far as eroges go.

This is a very difficult question! I’m not sure that I’ve run in to a girl in any of the games in my collection that I would want to be my wife. Making this twice as hard is the fact that I’ve been single and out of the dating scene so long now that I’m not exactly sure what I am looking for in a woman. I know I’d prefer a Japanese woman, and I know she would need to be smart enough to keep up with me intellectually. The only other things I can think of is that I have no tolerance for drugs, smoking, or drinking in excess.

With eroges, I think you’ll find that they tend to be one extreme or another. I doubt any eroge heroines would be smart enough to keep up with you intellectually - ones like Haru (G-Senjou no Maou), Ima (Saihate no Ima) etc. would probably run circles around you intellectually*, and there’s no real middle ground =P

*the thing is that clever characters in eroges pretty much always have to be ridiculously clever, otherwise it doesn’t really make enough of an impact

I don’t think clever really factors in to things. (I’d probably be in trouble with a woman who is extremely clever.) I suppose what I mean is that, for example, I should be able to talk about such things as carbon nanotubes, buckyballs, and other scientific things and not get a blank stare back as a response.

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It’s all about Nagomin.