Concise Guide to Anime Series

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“Just follow mine pattern if you wish to add your own…”

YOU’RE UNDER ARREST
Cute and sexy traffic cops make the streets of Tokyo safe for you and me. The prettiest and sexiest cop turns out to be gay, by the way. Hey, that rhymes!

YU YU HAKUSHO
Guy dies, becomes ghost. Comes back, can shoot projectiles from finger, hunts ghosts.

YOTODEN
Three ninjas, three weapons, one powerful villain who plans to take over the world. Most of them die in the end.

X: THE MOVIE
Almost everyone dies in the end. Guy defeats his best friend then cries while cradling his decapitated head in his arms while Jerome Abalos sings in the background.

WINGS OF HONNEAMISE
Weird language and a trip to space.

WIND NAMED AMNESIA
Who am I?

WICKED CITY
There are no good guys there.

WEISS KREUZ (KNIGHT HUNTERS)
Cute assassins named after cats.

WAVE OF RAGE
One gigantic angry wave.

VOTOMS
Up!

VOLTRON
Form feet and legs!

VOLTES V
Father!!!

VISION OF ESCAFLOWNE
Going to Gaea. What is my fortune? Love your wings.

VIRTUA FIGHTER
The game was better.

VIOLENCE JACK
You go, Jack! Rip 'em apart limb from limb.

VIDEO GIRL AI
Loser lands video girl. How’d that happen?

VARIABLE GEO
Geo varies.

VANDREAD
I want to unite with you! Mortal enemies, boys and girls team up againts an unknown enemy. If we survive this, will you promise to visit my room, Mr Alien?

VAMPIRE PRINCESS MIYU
Vampire with bisshie bodyguard hunt demons.

VAMPIRE HUNTER D
If you like vampires, and hunters for that matter, this is the anime for you.

USHIO AND TORA
Guy with a spear awakens tiger-like demon.

URUSEI YATSURA
Obnoxious aliens.

UROTSUKIDOJI
Naughty, naughty tentacles of an overfiend! What’s that? Looks like a snake. It’s not? Then what the hell is it? A TENTACLE! What the hell is it doing? IT’S CRAWLING UP MY PANT LEG!!! HELLLP! HELLP!!! HE… Oh, my.

UFO GRANDIZER
Alien robot with banana-looking horns.

TWIN SIGNAL
A powerful robot bodyguard who turns SD when he sneezes and his equally powerful but near-sighted brother.

TWIN DOLLS
More ninjas and naughty, naughty tentacles.

TWIN ANGELS
Ninjas and naughty, naughty tentacles.

TRITON OF THE SEA
Tooo-riiii-tonnn!

TRIGUN
Guns, donuts, tall blonde guy and a black cat.

THE TRAP FAMILY SINGERS
The hills are alive, with the sound of music. (Ho-oo-oo-ooo!)

TOKYO BABYLON
Came before X .

TO HEART
One guy amidst a gaggle of girls. Hiroyuki’s got it made.

THOSE WHO HUNT ELVES
Misfit group is trapped in an alternative world, strip elves for spells.

THEY WERE ELEVEN
They used to be twelve.

THE SAMURAI
What about him?

TEKKEN
Heihachi Mishima wins!

TATTOON MASTER
Woman leaves husband and kid for tattoos.

SUPERBOOK
Our lives begin with a journey… Read the bible.

SUNNY PIG
Funny!

STREETFIGHTER II
Hadouken!

STEEL ANGEL KURUMI
Spiky-haired kid awakens Saber Marionette clone.

SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO
Aliens pummel the earth, big bad rebuilt battleship beats the crap out of the aliens.

SPRIGGAN
Cool!

SPIRIT OF THE SWORD
YAOI!

SORCERER HUNTERS
Carrot mariess Tira Misu.

SOHRYUDEN
Four dragon kings blow up the World Trade Center.

SOL BIANCA
Women in flying ships.

SLAYERS
They kiss in Slayers Next .

SLAM DUNK
Dennis Rodman clone gets rebounds most of the time. They lose in the end.

SIN THE MOVIE
What an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie would be like if it was animated.

[phineaslucis]

This thread is lame.

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Serial Experiments Lain

Wherever you go, humans are all connected. Lain is all connected. Therefore, we are all Lain. Or somethign like that.

NieA_7

Haruhi Suzumiya/Ed/Kaolla Su as a parasite alien, with a cram student host, and a heavy prejudice thing going on, all done in bad art.

Excel Saga

Monty Python.

RahXephon

Lain met Shinji. They had a baby that wanted to enter Britain’s “Pop Idol”. It won.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Depressed otakun attempts suicide, then decided to make an entire anime series committed to fighting depression, except that it ends up appealing only to otakun, and itself has a depressing ending.

Texhnolyze

The Godfather meets Lain meets Blade Runner meets the City of God meets the Salvation Army. As such, good idea, but too convoluted.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

What NieA_7 should’ve been, what RahXephon could’ve been, and the best anime series of 2006. One normal ends up with the most incredible girl in the Universe… and she doesn’t know that she is.

Haibane Renmei

Leaf by Niggle.

Kiddy Garde

Nanotech-shoujo. Has serious H2G2 vibe.

Last Exile

Dune: the Anime. Almost.

Midori Days

How many good jokes can you come up with about a girl as your rgiht hand that does not include self-indulegence ? Surprisingly… a lot.

Love Hina

Harems are so cliched, it’s fun to make fun of the cliches.

And lastly…

Johnny Bravo

The only man who will always lose at a h-game or b-game, no matter how simple it is.

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I know, the last one isn’t anime, but the nature of the cartoon, and its relation to this site just amde it irresistible.

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Continuation…

[phineaslucis]

Mezzo Forte

Bruce Willis style flick with added violence. The hentai bits are redudant.

Sakura Taisen

WTF ? It’s steampunk… by why the heck do soem of the people look as if hey came out of the 90s ?!!

Fushigi Yuugi

My seven studs can kick the ass of your six studs and one slut.

OR

Lousy characters and plot, real cool milleiu.

Shadow Skill

Kuruda Style Annihlation Technique…

Hellsing

Hurry ! HURRY !!!

Trinity Blood

Hellsing and Trigun in huge spaceships.

Ouran High School Host Club

If only this had been hentai. It would’ve been the most unique hentai ever

OR

I may be flat, but I got a harem of studs. Or, and one fellow slut

OR

Fujioka Haruhi is TEH HAWT.

Afro Samurai

Blaxploitation Anime.

[Nargrakhan]

Mine are all non-hentai!

Scrapped Princess
She’s just a normal powerless girl. PLOT TWIST. Middle age fantasy world. PLOT TWIST! The bad guys follow an evil person. PLOT TWIST! I never met my mom. PLOT TWIST! Etc. PLOT TWIST!

Gunslinger Girl
Questionable morality? Check. Hints of pedo? Check. Psycho girls with guns? Check. Love me or I’ll kill you? Check.

Futakoi & Futakoi Alternative
Twincest is best!

Samurai 7
Feudal Japan. Samurai. Ronin. Giant Super Mecha.

Macross II
What!? There’s a LOGICAL alternative to the sappy Macross 7? You mean the Zentran and Meltran have a REASON why music effects them, rather than it being “Music and Love Runs The Universe”? Well I’ll be damned.

Sister Princess: RePure
Sisters say: “I love you big brother. I really, REALLY love you.”
Brother says: “Must. Resist. Sin.”

Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru
Twin brother loves twin sister. Twin sister loves twin brother. Sin. Sin. Sin.

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Continuation… Again…

KIMAGURE ORANGE ROAD
A love triangle for all seasons with a touch of ESP.

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE
Look, kiki’s can be delivered!

KEY THE METAL IDOL
The robot becomes a singing idol in its quest for humanity.

KEKKO KAMEN
Go Nagai at his naughty nudie best!

KAMIKAZE KAITOU JEANNE
Reincarnation of Joan of Arc steals things.

KAMA SUTRA
Ironically, it’s not what you think.

JUBEI-CHAN THE NINJA GIRL
Curvy Jiyu Nanohana is the reincarnation of the legendary Yagyu Jubei.

JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES
Jojo has many adventures and they are all bizarre.

INITIAL D
Cars. They race. Nice music. That’s it.

I CAN HEAR THE SEA (UMI NO KAKERU)
So can I.

HYPER SPEED GRANDOLL
Hikaru does a superman and saves the whole world.

KARESHI KANOJO NO JIJYO (HIS AND HER CIRCUMSTANCES)
School rivals fall in love and consummate their relationship.

HIME-CHAN’S RIBBON
See Hime-chan. See her ribbon. See Hime-chan use her ribbon. Oh.

HERE IS GREENWOOD
Here is Greenwood.

HELLO KITTY
The cat without a mouth can talk and tell fairy tales at that.

HEIDI
Yo-delo-delo-hee-who! Ya-lo-lo-hee-who! Lo-lo-lo-hee-who!

HAUNTED JUNCTION
The school is haunted.

HAKKENDEN
Princess gives birth to dogs.

GUYVER
Man with lotsa stock knowledge in science, math, chemistry, biology and physics always seems to get out of the stickiest of situations.

GUNSMITH CATS
You gotta love that car.

GUNDAM ZETA
Robots with tongues.

GUNDAM X
Robots with tongues.

GUNDAM WING
Robots with tongues.

GUNDAM VICTORY
Robots with tongues.

GUNDAM F-91
Robots with tongues.

GUNDAM 08TH MS TEAM
Robots with tongues.

GUNDAM 0080
Robots with tongues.

GUNBUSTER
He bust his gun.

GREEN LEGEND RAN
I wonder what’s so green about Ran’s legend? Hmmm…

GREAT MAZINGER
Mazinger Z, evolved form.

GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES
They all die in the end.

[Jinnai]

GHOST IN THE SHELL
Brains inside a an android body.

GOKUDO
The good guy who’s worse than the bad guys.

GALAXY ANGEL
Cute girls on space patrol causing more harm than good.

FUSHIGI YUGI
Teleporting to a storybook world to find romance.

FRUITS BASKET
The cat was suppose to be a Zodiac sign.

FLCL
Horns growing out of people’s heads are the key for teleporting massive objects.

FULL METAL PANIC
You never know when terrorist will strike at your school, so always be prepared.

FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
Philosopher’s Stone is made from people.

EXCEL SAGA
Having a button to reset the universe is always handy.

EL HAZARD
Mini-Deathstar.

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Continuation…Again?

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Continuation…yet again…

DRAGON BALL GT
Little Goku again.

DRAGON BALL Z
Big Goku.

DRAGON BALL
Little Goku.

DOMINION TANK POLICE
Dominatrices in tanks.

A DOG OF FLANDERS
Both boy and dog die in the end…

DNA2
The ultimate playboy is born.

DIRTY PAIR
Don’t they ever catch a cold in space with those clothes?

DIGIMON
Pikachu with armor.

DEVILMAN
Go Nagai at his gory finest!

DEVIL HUNTER YOHKO
She hunts devils.

DANGAIZER 3
Three girls. Three robots. You do the math.

DANGAIO
Nuclear war! Boom! Robot comes! Yes, there is a wildcat out there called Gaio.

DANCOUGAR
Robot anime named after woldcat. He combines with DanTiger, DanPuma, DanLion and DanCheetah to form… Tan-tana-nan! Danilo!!!

DAIMOS
Richard!!! Erika!!!

DAGGER OF KAMUI
Kamui and his dagger.

DAA! DAA! DAA!
De-doo-doo-doo!

CURSE OF THE UNDEAD YOMA
If you like the undead, and Yoma for that matter, this anime is for you.

CRYING FREEMAN
He reminds me of Mark Dacascos .

CRIMSON PIG (PORCO ROSSO)
Super Boink’s dad.

CREAM LEMON
If you like cream, with lemons for that matter, this anime is for you.

CRAYON SHIN_CHAN
…

COWBOY BEBOP
He dies in the end.

COOL DEVICES
`Nuff said. ^_~

COCONUT BOYS
Boys with big coconuts!

I seem to have neglected this thread recently... Now that we just remembered some old stuff... But we still seem to have forgotten quite a few more ones.  :p  

So... We'll just have to remember the rest.
That's all for now... Till nxt time...  :cool:

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Just remembered this and decided to just finish the job…

COBRA (SPACE ADVENTURE COBRA: PSYGUN)
He reminds me of Jacky Chan.

CLAMP SCHOOL
Grade schoolers go out with kindergarteners and other kinky CLAMP stuff.

CITY HUNTER
He reminds me of Jacky Chan .

CHILD’S TOY (KODOMO NO OMOCHA)
Li Shaoran is GAY!

CARD CAPTOR SAKURA
Li Shaoran is GAY!

IRRESPONSIBLE CAPTAIN TAYLOR
Space opera with irresponsible captain.

CANDY CANDY
Brush your teeth after.

CAN CAN BUNNY EXTRA
Bugs Bunny and friends doing a dance step to Moulin Rouge soundtrack.

Hmmmm... Seem to have forgotten some-.......

[Nero_Blackheart]

Me to, me to!

ROZEN MAIDEN
When a boy plays with dolls.

MONSTER PRINCESS
Young kid gets raped (almost) by a vampire, a half-werewolf, an android, a cat-girl, and a princess.

HELL GIRL
Emo persons with grudges.

BLUE GENDER
Dude gets a mecha and kills everything, mostly bugs.

KIDDYGRADE
Panties.

ELFEN LIED
A sad story of gore and nudity.

DIVERGENCE EVE
Huge brests and a load of WTF???'s. Plus the worlds best credits…

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Just remembered…! :shock:

BURN UP W!
Cute and sexy cops. Came before Burn Up Excess!

BURN UP EXCESS!
Cute and sexy cops. Came after Burn Up W!

BUBBLEGUM CRISIS TOKYO 2040
Came after Bubblegum Crash.

BUBBLEGUM CRISIS
Came before Bubblegum Crash.

BUBBLEGUM CRASH
Came after Bubblegum Crisis.

BRAINPOWERD
Nice plugsuits with French ruffles. Pilots enter cockpit through robot’s thighs. Oooohhh!

BOYS BE
Love all around. Lotsa boys, lotsa girls. naughty. Wonder if he’ll sell the girlie data in that little palm computer of his.

BLUE SUBMARINE NO.6
Metal sub doing a Yamato saves the whole world from a Dr Moreau wannabe!

BLUE SEED
If you like the color blue, and seeds for that matter, this anime is for you.

BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE
The last vampire goes around the world hunting demons. She speaks good English too.

BIRDY THE MIGHTY
If you like birds and you are mighty, this anime is for you.

BATTLE ANGEL
Metal bounty hunter, her mentor and her love.

BASTARD!
Yarou ka!

BAKURETSU HUNTER
Two closet dominatrices love buffoon who turns into gigantically endowed demon bull. Buffoon’s beautiful brother catches eye of muscleman.

BT X
Metal horse doing a Pegasus saves the whole world!

AYASHI NO CERES
Yui with long hair, Tamahome with red hair and other FY clones.

AUTUMN HEAT
Hmmm, wonder what happens during summer.

ASTROBOY
Soaring high in the sky…

ART OF FIGHTING
Art of fighting.

ARMITAGE III
RObots can get pregnant in Mars.

APPLESEED
If you like apples, and their seeds for that matter, this anime is for you.

ANGEL SANCTUARY
While God was sleeping, an angel gets trapped in a human body and falls in love with his sister than destroys most of tokyo. Doesn’t get any better than this.

ANGEL COP
If you like angels, or cops for that matter, this anime os for you.

ALL PURPOSE CULUTRAL CAT GRL NUKU NUKU
Cat brain in voluptuous girl, er, robot’s body.

AKIRA
Tetsuo!!! kaneda!!! Ka-BOOOM! Cool bikes, though.

AKA-ZUKIN CHA CHA
Little Red Riding Hood who turns into Sailor Moon.

AGENT AIKA
Panty shots galore!

801 TTS AIRBATS
If you like air, or bats for that matter, this anime is for you.

3X3 EYES
Female immortal with three eyes meets guy who can’t open his eyes. They can’t die.

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