Err, don’t. For one, it’s completely OOP
and for two, err, that would require playing Love Potion.
There were some stunningly awful games released in the bad old days. DOR is the last time I think anything on that level of badness was released, and that was an experiment on G-Collections’ part to see if maybe any of their really old games were worth messing around with. (Apparently it was several of them repackaged into one game.) Cobra Mission, Pro Lez-Ring, Love Potion …
Even some of the half-good games, like Gloria (which was released by C’s Ware), just don’t hold up at all.
And Eve Burst Error is definitely a product of its time, awkward translation and all. But the characters are actually engaging, even if they aren’t necessarily always on the ball. And it gets the most mileage you can really expect to get out of the old pseudo-adventure-game design by making a lot of the pointless options at least be entertaining by being funny. And it actually gets pretty damn interesting once things pick up.