Here’s your kitty…
Is it your right kitty?
Tadaimaaaah!
Hey? What’s happened here?
Hmmm. Some of these sounded, as you’d prefer me not to come ever back again…
… and I never had a cat, so what about the kitty?
not ever come back. no, we wanted you to come back.
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Originally posted by ksarchet:
not ever come back. no, we wanted you to come back.
Yeah! We need you for the garden going around Ladyphoenix's monument. A lady sould always have a Unicorn in her garden.
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Originally posted by Mischief:
Yeah! We need you for the garden going around Ladyphoenix's monument. A lady sould always have a Unicorn in her garden.
Usually, I would decline, because we unicorns protect forests with wildlife, but not boring man-made gardens. However, if the goddess really wants me to do this, I might make an exception...
Of cause, if you'd plant a forest around the monument instead of a garden, that would be another story. Then, I would like to bring some homeless dragons (they would not burn down the monument, I promise) and manticores as my helpers... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Unicorn:
Tadaimaaaah!Hey? What's happened here?
Welcome back, Unicorn!!! [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
Hmm, lots of stuff happened, but I'm too tired to retell all that now :P. But you'll no doubt see for yourself [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/smile.gif[/img].
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Originally posted by Unicorn:
Then, I would like to bring some homeless dragons (they would not burn down the monument, I promise)
Hmm, could you also make them promise to not make roasted chicken out of any FOWGOBLS (I've forgotten how it was spelled ^^;;') who comes to the monument to worship the goddess?
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Originally posted by Spectator Beholder:
Hmm, could you also make them promise to not make roasted chicken out of any FOWGOBLS (I've forgotten how it was spelled ^^;;') who comes to the monument to worship the goddess?
*sigh*
I wonder, if your spelling-problems are intentional?
It was:
Faithful
Worshippers
Of
BIshoujo
GOddess
Ladyphoenix-
Sama
Who of us is a chicken?
I think, the dragons are vegetarians, but I am not that sure of the manticores (the lionheads always tend to be carnivore, no matter how much I tell them what that does to their arteries...)
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Originally posted by Unicorn:
*sigh*
I wonder, if your spelling-problems are intentional?
It was:Faithful
Worshippers
Of
BIshoujo
GOddess
Ladyphoenix-
SamaWho of us is a chicken?
I think, the dragons are vegetarians, but I am not that sure of the manticores (the lionheads always tend to be carnivore, no matter how much I tell them what that does to their arteries...)
Naw, they aren't, but I forgot what the correct spelling was. And I didn't remebmer which thread where that word was born, so I had no choice but relying on my memory ^^;;,.
Hmm, just do what you can to keep your friends from eating anyone, especially FWOBIGOLS. We wouldn't want to give our Goddess a bad reputation, would we? (and besides, few would dare to visit if there was a rumor of human bones in the gardens and such). Instead, teach them to be VERY welcoming to people... Also, say that if they REALLY want to eat anyone, be sure that they only eat heretics and our enemies. And tell them to clean up afterwards!
Hmm, perhaps it would be better if the Goddess gave them the ability to shape-change during the day (durign the day, they'd be beautful maidens in the gardens, and during the night, they'd be manticores or dragons guarding the monument).
Sorry, but shapeshifting is no option for them, because they detest the human form…
But they would gladly agree to the gargoyles curse, if I keep an eye on them during daytime (when they are helpless statues). However, if visitors bring their pet dogs with them and one of these dogs would pee on the statues I cannot guarantee, for what would happen to that dog in the following night…
Maybe, some signs “pee at the statues at your own risk” would be o.K.?
[This message has been edited by Unicorn (edited 09-24-2002).]
Gargoyles would be okay! and, yes, a “pee at the statues at your own risk” sign would be a good idea. Would perhaps keep the dog-owners away from the statues, as well as the troublesome kids who might come and visit… and if not, then… “Do not interfere in the affairs of dragons, for you taste very good if roosted and eaten together with ketchup”.
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Originally posted by Unicorn:
Hmmm. Some of these sounded, as you'd prefer me not to come ever back again...
Welcome back. Eh, not really. Havn't you ever done such things? You know, get a bunch of guys and rearrange someone's furniture while they were out. Or move their car onto the sidewalk or something. (Easier to do with the smaller cars though.) Besides, we needed to keep Spectator-san distracted while you were gone... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
Heh, "roosted"? And I always thought it was with mustard myself...
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Originally posted by ekylo:
Havn't you ever done such things? You know, get a bunch of guys and rearrange someone's furniture while they were out. Or move their car onto the sidewalk or something.
No, I havn't. For doing this, I need a higher skill-level at lockpicking...
Do you mind, if I practice at your door, while you are out, the next time? [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
[This message has been edited by Unicorn (edited 09-25-2002).]
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Originally posted by ekylo:
Besides, we needed to keep Spectator-san distracted while you were gone... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]Heh, "roosted"? And I always thought it was with mustard myself...
Hmm? "Distracted"...? Ther'e no way that I could be distracted! The only things that could distract me would be:
1. a very pretty girl
2. a good game
3. a good anime
4. a good manga
You haven't used one of these yet, so how'd you be able to distract me? [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
No mustard! Only ketchup.
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Originally posted by Unicorn:
Who of us is a chicken?
Hmm, don't they say that human meat taste like chicken...?
quote:
Originally posted by Unicorn:
No, I havn't. For doing this, I need a higher skill-level at lockpicking...
Do you mind, if I practice at your door, while you are out, the next time? [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
Sure, why not? My key doesn't work half the time so it should be good practice... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
Hmm, I was hoping to use the Lesbian Strippers to paint his house, Spectator-san, so I thought that would be distraction enough for even you... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Spectator Beholder:
Hmm, don't they say that human meat taste like chicken...?
On the advice of my attorney, I have no comment at this time.
quote:
Originally posted by Spectator Beholder:
Hmm, don't they say that human meat taste like chicken...?
I don't know about that, but it is sometimes said that a mans favorite piece of chicken will correspond to his favorite female body part.
quote:
Originally posted by ekylo:
Hmm, I was hoping to use the Lesbian Strippers to paint his house, Spectator-san, so I thought that would be distraction enough for even you... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
Maybe so [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]. Well,especially if one or more of them is a cat-girl [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img].
quote:
Originally posted by ekylo:
Hmm, I was hoping to use the Lesbian Strippers to paint his house, Spectator-san, so I thought that would be distraction enough for even you... [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
Simple painting? How boring....
It would have been more fun, if they would leave multi-colored breastprints on the still white painted walls instead. [img]http://princess.cybrmall.net/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
Oooops. Did I hear a familiar 'clunc' from a jaw, hitting the ground...