Maid Contract

If anyone is looking to hire a maid, be sure to get this contract signed first. :twisted:

Of course this is the non-Dark Side version of the contract. :wink:

Sometimes you scare me Narg. :shock:

That’s the kind of contract we should have between a husbands his wife.

Why? On the contrary, this contract shows that Narg still has a soft spot/fetish for maids in his heart :stuck_out_tongue: , a real Sith Lord takes and (ab)uses slaves without cares and/or regrets for their welfare/survival :twisted: (unless you’re greedy and like to hoard your toys, like me 8) :lol: ).
Do you think this contract is morally debatable? Sorry for you, but the eroproducers have bigger dreams…

http://www.himeyashop.com/product_info. … s_id/11491
http://www.digitalcute.com/contents/content/view/37/75/
http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=540825

…Incidentally, those orphans would be prime stuff for that maid contract, and they have twins, too :twisted: :stuck_out_tongue: !

I don’t like Sith. :slight_smile: Jedi are better.

Edit: I’m going to install KotOR! Haven’t played that one in a long time.

BTW, you forgot to tell us where we can find a maid.
I have the contract so now I need a maid. Don’t keep all of them for yourself Narg.

And there is a problematic point in this contract : what about the painfull and bloody loss of her virginity ?