What’s the average day for a person who makes or translates a hentai game? Do you all sit around on bean bag chairs stroking your beards coming up with even more weird ideas then the last game? I swear that some of the hentai games are so far out there that I wouldn’t be surprised if several of these ideas are drug induced. On top of that have you ever had a idea like this?
“Okay, so the guy is in the closet, watching this girl touching herself. What now?”
“Her boyfriend comes in?”
“No, no, I don’t feel it. Someone else”
“Her… girlfriend?”
“It’s not close enough, we need love! We need intimacy!”
“Her… sister?”
“Yes! With who?”
“With… her brother?”
“Good, good, keep going”
“And… their… mother?”
“Who’s got a…?”
“Tray of cookies?”
“Yes! And they CRAM THEM UP HER ASS AND SHE FARTS CRUMBS IN THEIR FACES!”
“…”
Or how about this idea?
Large brainstorming meeting
Project leader: ‘Okay guys, now here’s the plan for the next scene. I want the underaged brother and sister exploring each other’s bodies with the ***** when the mother comes in. The brother freaks, then the mother is embarassed (This is where we need the blood running from her nose in comical fashion), then she scolds the both of them. Then what happens next?’
Programmer: ‘We need some sort of tentacle monster right here.’
Groans from around the room
Other guy: ‘We always have tentacle monsters!’
Another guy: ‘Enough with the tentacle monsters.’
Other programmer: ‘Hey…what if the mother, right there, grows a wang?’
Project leader: ‘…Not bad, but what else?’
Other programmer: ‘…And…uh… she fights Godzilla…’
Project leader: ‘Getting better…’
Other programmer: 'WITH HER WANG!
Project leader: ‘PERFECT! See? This guy is going places!’
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