Susan Boyle

[Nargrakhan]

She’s become something of a global household name, but for those few who’ve never heard or seen Susan Boyle, take a look at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTVdnWj1hM

No matter what we think of ourselves and how we’re not biased, most people still judge others by their appearance and personalities.

It’s because of her looks and mannerisms, that probably explains why she’s “unemployed” despite her immense talent.

[Unicorn]

Wholeheartedly agreed! :shock:

[Ignosco]

Very impressive. She’s not quite at the standard of a professional operatic/musical theatre singer just yet, but with a bit more training it’s definitely possible. I hope she makes it.

[bokmeow]

Would you watch her in a pr0n?

Kickass Pictures is betting that you would:

@AVN

Kick Ass Offers ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ Star $1 Million for Her Virginity
By Peter Warren
04/17/2009

GLENDALE, Calif. - Kick Ass Pictures has extended an offer to overnight singing sensation Susan Boyle to lose her virginity on camera for $1 million.

Boyle became an instant superstar this week when tens of millions of internet users flocked to online footage of her singing appearance on reality show “Britain’s Got Talent.”

Kick Ass is so confident that she will accept the offer that the company has already set up the website SusanBoyleXXX.com, where people can vote on the movie’s title (e.g. Desperately Shagging Susan, Never Been Banged), theme song (e.g. Madonna’s “Like a Virgin,” Foreigner’s “Feels Like the First Time”) and co-star, among other things.

The 47-year-old Ms. Boyle claims that she’s never been kissed, a statement from which Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis extrapolated that she certainly hasn’t charted any further sexual waters.

“The logical extension of that statement is that she’s still a virgin,” said Kulkis. “We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That’s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.”

Assuming Ms. Boyle accepts the offer, the plan is to fly her to Los Angeles - on Virgin Airlines, of course - and introduce her to possible co-stars.

“We want real sexual chemistry,” Kulkis explained. “Since we have no way of knowing what Susan’s ¬ëtype’ is, we’ll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, ¬ëendowments.’ Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match.”

The plan also calls for Ms. Boyle to record a theme song for the movie, which would subsequently be released as a single.

“There are several different songs we are considering,” Kulkis said. “We’re relying on input from the SusanBoyleXXX.com website to help us make the final decision.”

The $1 million offer from Kick Ass is good for one week.

“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” said Kulkis. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible!”

[Unicorn]

@bokmeow

Would you watch her in a pr0n?

Errrr - no!

I think we all can agree that her obvious qualities are not of visual nature!

[Kimuzukashii_MEIJI]

@Ignosco

Very impressive. She’s not quite at the standard of a professional operatic/musical theatre singer just yet, but with a bit more training it’s definitely possible. I hope she makes it.

Agreed. She has potential as an opera singer.

@Unicorn

@bokmeow

Would you watch her in a pr0n?

Errrr - no!

I think we all can agree that her obvious qualities are not of visual nature!

While I would think all of us here agree we are not interested in such a thing, there is a kind of inferred rule derived from rule 34. That being, that if rule 34 is truth, then there is someone, somewhere who is interested in seeing it.

[Unicorn]

@Kimuzukashii MEIJI

That being, that if rule 34 is truth, then there is someone, somewhere who is interested in seeing it.

You may be right. However, besides the original question hasn’t been “Would there be anybody in this world interested in this?”, but directed at every single of us “Would you be interested in it?”, I also wonder if one buyer really is enough in order to make that video a commercial success… :twisted:

[Nargrakhan]

And Larry Flint said the porn industry needs a government life line. :lol:

Teh p0rn is $$$.

[SidVanHalen]

That was amazing. Pure talent. She really can be an awesome vocalist with proper training I wish I was half as good.
And no I wont want her in porn.

[Unicorn]

Here comes a new challenger!

Ph34r the power of the loli! :lol:

[Pirkaf]

That loli singer is kawaii!!!

And who knows, maybe she will also get mentioned in South Park as Susan Boyle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUGhadJCaEQ

[Unicorn]

… and another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ3zNb6ryhE&NR=1

It really makes me wonder whether the next candidate will sing in opera-quality from a cradle - because she still hasn’t learned how to stand on her feet yet!