You all know him, he’s “That guy” who always lends you his porn magazines, makes perverted jokes and unsuccessfully hits on every single heroine in the game. Or maybe he is the cool and collected guy who just kinda helps you out or gives you a push in the right direction when you need him most and is subject to constant jokes and memes about a boy on boy ending. Yes these are the best friend characters and no matter what ending you get, they always get the sad ending. Isn’t it such a shame? It seems like the only time a best friend character ever scores in a game is if he’s raping someone.
It’s obvious the best friend character from games like Clannad, Snow Sakura or even Fukahire from Tsuyokiss are designed as comic relief characters who shouldn’t be taken seriously. But somewhere down the line I came to feel sorry for some of them. I mean wouldn’t it be nice if they could get a girl too? Somewhere down the line the objective of the character was to be someone absolutely terrible in every way, to make you feel better about yourself as the protagonist. Yet somehow, there are times when one can relate to the “best friend” more so than the protagonist and that’s when the game loses some of its fun.
So this is a tribute to all those lost souls out there. Like Fukahire who coudn’t get a girl because Leo and Subaru kept cock blocking him and Yoshimi turned out to be a crazed creepy yandere.