The rules in eroge

Visual Novel Community Archive, 2000-2009
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Just for fun, let’s find the different rules you can find in almost every eroge (or hentai manga, animes, …) :slight_smile:

1 : If you have a stepsister => you’ll rape her (Hitomi)
2 : if you have a sister but not blood related (one of you is adopted) => You’ll do it with her (rape or not) (Crecendo, Kana)
3 : If you have a real sister, at least she will beg you to do it (snow drop)
4 : If you do it with your sister, sooner or later you’l discover you’re not blood related
5 : Never be nice with more than one girl
6 : Be nice to everyone and you’ll have the wishy washy guy ending (no sex) (Snow Sakura, …)
7 : If there is a minor character who is a man and has a dark glare, he will rape someone. (X change, Sagara family, …)
8 : most of the time “bad ending” means rape
9 : When the most important choice can have no effect on the game, something as minor as resisting to a girl who gives you a footjob can make her die (YMK).
10 : if there is a real ending to unlock after seeing the other endings, those endings will always lead you to the death of someone.
11 : no matter how stupid, wishy washy, evil, … you are, every (voiced) female character will fall in love with you.
12 : supporting male characters never raise their flag (or maybe with you… x change…)… except if they rape someone.
13 : gym teachers are rapiest (no exception)
14 : Only female characters need to pee
15 : Tey are never too young, old, rich, poor, dirty, … to do it.

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LOL! :lol:

  1. Twin sisters always fall in love with the same man.
  2. Rapists never need to fear DNA tests.
  3. Breaking a virgin’s hymen, results in a pint of blood being spilled.
  4. There’s no such thing as chest hair… unless you’re a freak that is.
  5. If you make a promise to marry a girl when you’re younger than 8 years old; it will happen.
  6. Be careful about making promises under Sakura trees…
  7. No matter how skilled a girl/woman is in sex, she can never successfully swallow it all.
  8. No such thing as STD’s
  9. You’d be amazed at what can fit in human orifices.
  10. Everyone’s mom is a MILF.
  11. All women suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. No exceptions.
  12. Husbands that work late jobs or overseas, have the horniest wives.
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1.Monsters love to rape people i.

2.if you see an evil god ;run away

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16: All doable female characters are 18+ regardless of how they may appear.

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  1. No matter what the question is, “Put it in” will always be an option.
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  1. No matter what he will easily get hard after sex.
  2. Always have at least one female argues or beat male/s main or not. (sakura)
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  1. The other 1% have never experienced an orgasm in sex… until it’s with you.
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Executive Rule # 37. It was the Tief Blau. No exceptions.

Rule # 38. It’s only rape if they say no.
Rule # 39. It’s only no if they say rape.
Rule # 40. It’s rape only if they say no.
Rule # 41. School corruption is not only allowed, it’s encouraged and imposed by every individual in authority of any kind.
Rule # 42. School is an elaborate trap waiting to happen, fully decked with it’s own torture chamber.
Rule # 43. The torture chamber is always fully staffed by everyone, apparently you were the only one not in on it.
Rule # 44. That cop is not really a cop.
Rule # 45. Discretion really is the better part of valor, seriously you should of just kept it to yourself.
Rule # 46. Do not attempt any stunts performed in said eroge, said stunts were performed by professional and extremely horny individuals.

Executive Rule # 47. It was Hitman, he needed the blood money. ( No, not for hair growth products )

:mrgreen:

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Lol double post, It was Agent 47 I swear.

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  1. A noble princess may secretly desire a threesome with you. 2. a general rule- Everyone has an incredible body. old people do not engage in sex.
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  1. A noble princess may secretly desire a threesome with you. 2. a general rule- Everyone has an incredible body. old people do not engage in sex.
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  1. If there is a male friend in the game he’ll almost always lose out to your attempts at getting the same girl.
    48, If there is a male friend somewhere in the game, there will be a gay reference somehow, even if the game is targeted at guys who don’t like anything bishii/yaoi.
  2. If you rape a girl, she will start to love you.
  3. If you have a female cousin, you’ll have sex with her.
  4. If you have a gender-bending experience your body becomes ultra sensitive
  5. If there is an mature woman, you’ll do her first.
  6. If there is a young-looking girl in the game, period, you will have sex with her 90% of the time. The rest of the time it’s usually a cameo appearance for another game you can have sex with her in.
  7. You always have enough money, even if it breaks your wallet after.
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  1. Girls will agree to any kind of sexual experience; even if they protest it is feeble and halfhearted.
  2. If you sleep with a girl’s mother, you will invariably have a threesome with her and the daughter.
  3. Women are gullible and easily blackmailed into having sex with you.
  4. The sex scene you anticipate the most will be the worst in the game.
  5. The sexual scenario you want the most will never happen.
  6. The best games are never written in your native language.
  7. It takes three days to fall in love.
  8. The idea of incest is always perfectly okay to your sibling.
  9. You’ll never have as many choices as you’d like.
  10. You can apparently change positions four times without the artwork ever altering.
  11. Eventually, somewhere, you’ll run into these characters again. (or at least characters which look exactly the same)
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  1. if you want to keep secret a relationship, you’ll be always found out while having sex.
  2. blond twintail girl = tsundere (no exception)
  3. Even if it hurts at first, don’t slow down… they will always like it 10 sec after.
  4. … yeah they always want to do a 69.
  5. Sakura trees rule the world.
  6. You’ll never be satisfied only with a blowjob
  7. Be romantic the first time and start with a blowjob/titjob/69/anal to show them how you care about them.
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Both your parents are either dead or far, far away.

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  1. No one is allowed to climax unless they declare that they are going to immediately beforehand. No surprises, no exceptions!
  2. The main character’s testicles are extra-dimensional spaces. Men always ejaculate approximately a quarter of their body weight, thereby exceeding any normal testicular storage capacity. As a further proof of the rule, they can do this several times in succession.
  3. Anal sex makes for a good enema.
  4. There’s always at least one typo.
  5. The higher the pitch of the female voice, the more the pleasure.
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  1. Crowded classrooms/hallways/shops etc usually have a distinct absence of people.
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  1. Bad Girls are usually nice, Nice Girls are usually bad, you’ll sleep with them both.
  2. After being raped a girl is always ready to be consoled by sleeping with you.
  3. In h land girls will actually beg you for sex.
  4. No matter how inexperienced you are, you’re always the very best in bed.
  5. Nine times out of ten grabbing a girl’s breast is an acceptible pick up line.
  6. Artificial lubrication is for lesser people.
  7. Apparently, semen burns.
  8. If at any point you get your ass kicked, don’t worry, you’ll get super powers later.
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87.Don’t forget the magic rule to make a girl fall in love with you : just rape her twice. After the second time she will become really submissive and fall in love with you.
88. Even if she says no, it’s always ok if you say you love her.
89. Make sure to not burn your dick in their cunt because it’s always really hot inside “I’m going to melt !”.
90. Menstrual blood loss ? Never heard about that before… Don’t girls only lose blood when having sex for the first time ?
91. Women like to describe everything when having sex with you
Woman : it’s inside
You : yeah I know… I’m just there
Woman : I can feel you
You : That’s the purpose…
Woman : It’s hitting me…
You : Just shut up I need to concentrate !
92. Premature ejaculation is just a urban legend (like female orgasm in real life)
93. You are always synchro when you have to cum together.
94. most of the time you don’t know a thing about sex so don’t hesitate to make her say what part of your body she wants and where she wants you to put it.

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108.) If it’s made by “Illusion,” your promised bad controls.
109.) If it shares the name “Pretty Soldier Wars,” stay away.