Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I was fooling around with a do-it-yourself exorcism (I was trying to fix my computer) and I accidentally exorcised myself. It’ll take me a few days to get back into the swing of things.
…In all seriousness (for once), I’m going off on vacation in like 10 minutes. See you all on Monday, and remember, just because I’m not here doesn’t mean you can’t sell me your enemies’ souls.