What the fuck?!

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#561

They’re only firing a laser through the entire ring system, to see if it can make a full circle. That is to say: testing to see if they built the thing right without holes. The particle smashing rape of reality as we know it - AKA you’re all fucking dead day - is scheduled for October 21st. The insane thing is, the LHC can be used for DOZENS of potential doomsday experiments. Smashing protons, creating antimatter, higher than 3D matter, artificial blackholes… so the test firing doesn’t have to kill us: there’s a waiting list of universal genocide at hand.

Oh… and get this: while building the LHC, they figured ways to make it even more powerful down the road. It’s the greatest theoretical death machine mankind has ever constructed! :twisted:

#562

Thanks that was bugging me so that is a pashiro. I dont suppose i could persuade you to post a pic of your DQ one eh ? :smiley:

in return i give you this
http://frostbite.no/blog/wp-content/boonga.jpg
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1boonga.jpg

if that isnt win I dont know what is

#563

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080910/ap_on_sc/big_bang

Scientist are the ones that are going to kill us if they keep this up. Or we’ll all collectively kill ourselves.

#564

Will someone please tell me, why Chainswords aren’t real!?

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_dY4rpjOc

Seriously. Katana are so obsolete. A diamond teeth chainsword would kick ass.

#565

The problem with chainsaws is the chains have a tendency to snap, and whipsaw around in an incredibly deadly and totally uncontrolled manner, when they strike a hard surface, like metal or stone. This isn’t something you can really fix, either, since the stress that is put on the chain is an inevitable consequence of the way a saw is designed.

That would be really cool, though.

#566

Then they need to design a better saw. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m seriously stressing over how I’m not dual wielding chainsaw whirling fury. :twisted:

#567

This kind of weapon is useless.
Even Leon didn’t care when he was hit by it.

A shotgun is more efficient (remember Indiana Jones 2 when Indy shoots a random guy who uses a sword).

#568

There’s gonna be some hawt Arcee on Mikaela action in the next Transformers movie. :o

#569

OMG… They’re making a … G.I. Joe movie…

No… no. No ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

#570

Yea… Saw it on Wikipedia and was like WTF

Some of the changes kinda bother me. I mean yea, Cobra Commander’s cloth mask was a KKK looking thing, but I think that was the point. He’s nothing but hate and evil. You’re not supposed to like Cobra Commander: just know he’s the reincarnation of Hitler in modern times. Too politically correct if you ask me… but at least the Baroness and Scarlett are HOT!!!

#571

I know its not funny, but I still got a crack out of it, when someone told me: “R Kelly denounces lolicon.” :stuck_out_tongue:

#572

That article you linked to Narg points out a disturbing trend I’ve been noticing in the media lately. That being, not calling it a verdict of “not guilty”, and instead calling it a verdict of “innocent”. This trend in the media is quite distressing to me, as all that a “not guilty” verdict means is that the evidence presented wasn’t enough to convince the judging party (jurors, judge, etc.) to convict the accused. Just because enough evidence couldn’t be found to secure a conviction, doesn’t mean the accused is innocent. This is along the same lines of saying that an accused party pleaded “guilty” when the actual plea is “no contest”. In this case though, it’s that the accused party is saying that the evidence presented is overwhelming and enough evidence to the contrary is unable to be brought forth. Thus, the accused in this instance may not actually be guilty. Responsible journalists should know better than to call a goose a duck, just because its a bird and has webbed feet.

#573

How to make a GREAT comic book in three steps. 8)

Step 1: Slutty Power Girl.

Step 2: Virgin Supergirl.

Step 3: White panties.

On a sidenote: I know I can’t be the only person who ever wondered how Superman doesn’t kill Lois during sex; or how Supergirl’s hymen might cripple some poor dude, depending on its shape. Of course this problem might have already been solved. :lol:

#574

So we’re to believe Superman’s father coded into the rocketship the local sex crime laws? “… And remember, even though our race is about to be totally annihilated, if you should ever meet a Kryptonian who survived, these are the laws relating to what you are and are not allowed to do with certain body parts. No screwing around with close relatives, even though it would mean the salvation of our race.”

I’ll leave off the part about how Superman knows he’s her cousin.

#575

Heh… I guess I shouldn’t show you the old controversial Batman and Robin stuff. :wink:

#576

Heh… SPORE is cool. 8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxksX6sC3kc

Funniest part is, you can make this in the game. :smiley:

#577

Oh, that’s nothing. Check this out: http://www.superdickery.com/index.php?o … &Itemid=36

I almost hate to spoil a joke by explaining it, but for those of us in the audience not native English speakers: Batman has been around so long that slang has shifted. Once upon a time – when this comic book issue was originally published – “boner” meant “a foolish and obvious blunder; stupid mistake” (dictionary.com). This was before my time; a quick web search turns up evidence this use was common around 1910-1915. This usage survives in the word “boneheaded” (meaning “moron”).

It means something rather different today. An erection.

Like the commentary on the page says – If they’d just mentioned it once or twice, it’d be pretty funny. But they just. Keep. Saying it.

#578

One thing to say : ALL HAIL LELOUCH !

#579

REALLY old, but something that still brings a smile to my face. For those who never knew of it:

Does this Korean music video look familiar to you?

Square-Enix thought so too. :stuck_out_tongue:

She even stole the tune from someone else. :roll:

#580

Coca Cola lowers your sperm count!?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/02/ig … index.html

Whoa… :shock: