All girls involved in a threesome will have no previous lesbian experience and will still be experts in performing oral sex on the other.32. Females in schoolgirl/bunny girl/nurse/nun/ALL uniforms will have sex in some form or fashion unless they are overweight or a joke character.
33. All males will have sex with at least 3 women before they finally have sex with the woman they love or desire most.
34. When a woman is caught committing adultery it is usually with another woman and the male usually joins in.
35. When a woman catches her spouse in adultery with another woman she usually joins in, unless it is part of the plot for her to be angry.
36. All females, no matter how inexperienced or the size of the penis, can give an expert blowjob.
37. If there are two characters that dislike each other, they will have sex.
38. If there are two characters that hate each other, they will have sex.
39. If there are two characters that, in a million years, would NEVER have sex, they will have sex.
40. If there are two characters that have repressed feelings for each other, they will suddenly realize the other loves them and then have sex.
41. If two characters are simply friends, they will have sex.
42. If two characters are strangers who meet on the road, somewhere down the line they will have sex.
43. If one character is involved with another character, they will secretly want a third character and will later have sex with that third character. Either individually or at the same time. Or both.
44. If there is a sexually repressed character anywhere in the series, they will observe or take part in a sexual act and immediately become a sex-starved individual.
44a. If that character is a boy, he will have sex with the person he either hates the most or secretly harbors feelings for.
44b. If that character is a girl, she will become a sex-starved nymph and have sex with everyone in sight, unless she harbors feelings for another character, in which case she will simply become that character’s personal sex toy.
45. If there is a quiet, shy character, she will follow a similar path as the sexually repressed character. However, if a boy is shy and quiet, he will have a large penis.
46. Every boy will have a large penis.
47. All girls will be virgins.
48. All girls who aren’t virgins will have more experience than a Times Square hooker.
49. Orgasms will always be the most intense in recorded history, but only if the two having sex are true loves.
50. If the orgasm is not the most intense in recorded history, the female will experience multiple orgasms.
[This message has been edited by Jeffrey (edited 03-28-2004).]