How do you like your women equipped?

Normal is far in the lead. That’s good.

Normal are better! :smiley:

Just a little bigger than normal are okay, too. :stuck_out_tongue:

I prefer em to be more on the petite/small side. I dunno, when I see massive boobs I think “Holy shazbot! Those are huuge!” Then a smaller voice that may be what’s left of my conscience says “That’s really gotta suck for your lower back.”

Seeing as how I’m a darkside gamer, my conscience died a bloody horrific death years ago. :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Not to open up a dead topic, but I just had to add that on the Health channel, a woman who had breast implants was complaining about difficulty of breathing when sleeping on her back. It got so bad she contacted a doctor. The doctor said breast implants shouldn’t be the issue, but regardless, he examined them. He was surprised to find the implants were literally balls and I do mean literally. They were heavy and they were rather hard. Apparently whoever did this girl’s implants was inexperienced and probably did it for cheap. Needless to say they were removed and replaced with more “efficient” transplants.

Now whenever I see oversized breasts in anime I’m reminded of this story and all the women out there who think they need implants to look attractive. This is why the upcoming “Bazooka Cafe” game totally turns me off. It’s simply sending the wrong messages. In fact, I think G-Collections is wasting their time on it, but to each his own. A hentai title doesn’t need big boobs to work well – just look at Figures of Happiness and Family Project. Most all the girls in those two games have petite breasts.

[ 11-24-2007, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: ReMeDy ]

I change it some but this song was called baby got back.

I like big bust and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty shirt
And a big bust in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that her breasts were stuffed
tight in the shirt she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit’cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with those big breast you got makes me feel so horny

You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
The hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ fake breast are the thing

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bust? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy bust!
Baby got bust!

Baby got bust!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like ‘em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ‘em real and soft
So find that soft double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bust
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
'Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Even white boys got to shout
Baby got bust!

Baby got bust!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got bust, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don’t lose that bust
Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
And tell you that the bust ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re overly big
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your bust are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the bust is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got bust!

And I like normal to large/big. Thats the reason i got Bazooka Cafe. :smiley:

[ 11-25-2007, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Chaosgamer ]

Anything is fine, as long as they are proportional to the rest of their body.

I hope I don’t sound like a prude when I say I expect my woman to have all natural parts.

Pr0n stars with plastic tits and ass piss me off.

Normal…somewhat less or somewhat more is okay.

I personally hate those ungodly boobs some anime characters have. It is enough so that I don’t buy it if “it is nothing but huge titties.” Example would be Milk Junkies, if I remember the title when attempting to translate?

All I can think of is curvature of the spine… or feel sorry for the poor woman…sheesh.

Heh… Ya know, people feel sorry for the gal having big boobs, but what about the guy?

Can you imagine having a “huge package” and being forced to wear normal men’s pants? I mean trousers are sized for waist and leg length, but there’s nothing for crotch room. :wink:

Heh, why do you think I try to stay away from the scantly clad office ladies at work? In slacks even, not a good thing…<<>>

Is she Huge or Massive?

Huge going onto Massive. This photograph, interestly enough, looks just like a rein-faire pic to me.

Sure looks like some of the mayhem I used to go and enjoy all the time :wink:

I like flat but petite are okay too. But that’s just me.

[ 12-04-2007, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: GogetaSS4 ]

Normal and huge is the best

Small and Normal.

Well, I had a girlfriend once who had large breasts, but she found it painful to have them touched, so I had to keep my hands off them. Which sort of spoiled the party, if you know what I mean. Actually, I prefer small to normal–more on the small side, actually. By the way your picture of normal I would classify more as on the large side.

…Therefore, we have only a few days for the Poll Data Collection Project.
Let’s preserve these critical data for the sake of posterity :stuck_out_tongue: !

Poll 1

How do you like your women equipped?

Flat 6% (2)
Petite 11% (4)
Small 11% (4)
Normal 56% (20)
Large 8% (3)
Huge 3% (1)
Massive 0% (0)
XTREME 6% (2)

Poll 2

Do you think Baldo is a jackass?

Nah, he’s a nice guy. 89% (8)
Yeah, he sucks. 11% (1)

Poll 3

Do you think Lamuness is a jackass?

Nah, he’s a nice guy. 70% (26)
Yeah, he sucks. 30% (11)

No sure if Poll 3 is really important, however :stuck_out_tongue: .

Do you have more Poll results to save?

Let’s do a poll for the size of the *** of the futanaris :smiley:

You prefer it :

Oversized
large
normal
small
ridiculous
god damned I hate futa !

I vote for the last choice :smiley:

What is futanari? Hmmm… strange terms like these make me not want to know.

Damn… if I could, I’d flatten my chest to A or B. It’s such a pain buying clothes sometimes.