Cool quotes are always fun to read. Have any that you’d like to share?
“I’m an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.” - Gabriel, The Prophecy
“Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look, but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don’t swallow. Ahahaha. And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughing his sick, fucking ass off! He’s a tight-ass! He’s a sadist! He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!” - John Milton, The Devil’s Advocate
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” - Jules, Pulp Fiction
“Oh, you ready to blow? Well I’m a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I’m Superfly TNT, I’m the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You’re the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We’re fucking switching, I’m washing the windows and you’re picking up this nigger’s skull.” - Jules, Pulp Fiction
To be honest, any line from Pulp Fiction is Gold
“What is best in life?” “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.” - Conan the Barbarian
Of course there’s the magnificent speech from Hellsing… which is a spiritual imitation of General Paton’s badass speech: