Does anyone want to work for Peach Prin (my own abbr. for Peach Princess)? I’d like to. Then you could see the games in the original. =)
you can also “see the games in the original” by just purchasing the japanese version of the game 
ADD:
and you dont get the pressure we get while working
[ 07-15-2007, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: Lamuness ]
I hear Lamuness is a ruthless taskmaster who breaks your freewill and spirit, until nothing is left but a broken carcass to be disposed and/or sold in slavery in a Chinese sweatshop. This is why Peter lives in Japan: so he can avoid US and Canadian lawsuits against worker malpractice that Darth Lamuness enforces on the poor labor. Peach Princess is operated on a policy of Fear and Terror. 
[ 07-16-2007, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Nargrakhan ]
maybe you should have shingo talk about how i harrass him at work almost on a daily basis
Don’t forget the souls of small children. (That’s why Peter doesn’t like lolis in games, those are actually his imprisoned souls trying to escape.)
/me curls up in the fetal position and cries silently in a corner
Edit: There’s a reason why I have this avatar! Let it be a warning to all aspiring PP employees…
[ 07-16-2007, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Shingo ]
and there’s also a reason why i have my avatar as well
DUDE!!! You can’t talk about that!
They’ll sic the tentacle ninja on ya… oh gods you don’t want that…
shudder
Oh, the tentacle ninja work for me. I am, after all, Satan.
So anyway, what are the required skills and/or college degrees recommended to be able to work for a company such as Peach Princess?
Be able to beat Lamuness at mahjong!
What so they don’t hire Loli lovers?
Well they never have games with loli in them. ALL characters are at least 18 years old. Says so on the boxes.
Normally I’d say they don’t hire fanatics of The Faith, but there’s Cosplay Fetish Academy on the horizon. It’s fraternal - and not the TRUE teachings - but beggars can’t be choosy.
Narg can you even legally own Cosplay Fetish Academy uncensored. Since you live in Japan?
Well I don’t permanently reside in Japan. My job only sends me there for extended periods of time. 
Plus it seems the Japanese authorities ignore me.
And if the Japanese police happen to actually kick down my door, I’ll just say what all gaijin say when they get in trouble in Japan: "√جǬµ¬Ç¬¢"√∫¬ñ{¬å√™¬ï¬™¬Ç¬©¬Ç√߬Ç√à¬Ç¬¢
and that means?
Same thing you just said. 
"√جǬµ¬Ç¬¢"√∫¬ñ{¬å√™¬ï¬™¬Ç¬©¬Ç√߬Ç√à¬Ç¬¢ = muzukashii Nippongo wakaranai = I don’t understand difficult Japanese.
(note: use Nippon, not Nihon… more authentic)
EDIT
Or in Babelfish:
difficult Japanese you do not understand
EDIT #2
Patty from Lucky Star tries it at 0:26 in this cut… but her secret is already known.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOKJpY9MbqY
[ 01-10-2008, 12:11 AM: Message edited by: Nargrakhan ]
Like…I was being serious, guys. =_=
[quote]
Originally posted by OLF, i.e. Olf Le Fol:
[b] Be able to beat Lamuness at mahjong!
[ 01-10-2008, 02:24 AM: Message edited by: Unicorn ]